"We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives."

Amy Poehler from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)

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TLC

TLC

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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grantaire:

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him

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"

I asked an old man:

“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”

Old man replied:

“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”

"

Author Unknown (via coffeestainedheart)

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userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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joeonfire:

Nailed it

joeonfire:

Nailed it

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"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."

Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

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