"We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives."
Amy Poehler from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)
have you seen this dog
look at him
daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him
I asked an old man:
“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”
Old man replied:
“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”
Author Unknown (via coffeestainedheart)
i used to think
if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done
but now, i have seen the light
"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card